Tam. Whoops, 20. When did that happen? Bit of a goof, but plenty of heart. Fandoms, feels, and stupid jokes abound.
Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?
LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE
WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?
WHO I ASK YOU
JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON
old-vibrathor, via tentacool-therapist)
why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that
we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay
bucerati, via tentacool-therapist)
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
deaglefifty, via drunkensunflower)
MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!
Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
NEW FEMALE THOR
NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was
so much better than that
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